Just wanted to apologize to someone for a pretty huge mistake…and another regret to add to my ever growing list. You know who you are, and I want to apologize for being the kind of person I am. I cant help it, but I will try…
Ill update this later… You know what, screw this post!
Got up early and decided to do some database house-cleaning 
WordPress likes to keep the SQL tables for pretty much every plug-in or widget or theme or whatever you install. Looking at my *_options table had over 700 rows, ~600 of which were things that I deleted a loooong time ago. So if you play around with a lot of themes and plug-ins, I suggest you go take a look at your databases and clean it up a bit